Taking my cue from the cute watermelon baby, I'm showing all of you more amazing things that I found when I was looking for carved fruit. Some of these I didn't think were possible while the rest had me thinking: who had the freaking time? But I'm guessing, a passion is a passion is a passion.
The Death Star watermelon is my favorite because I'm not one to think Star Wars when purchasing a watermelon. Stick the neck of a full vodka bottle in that hole and you're good to go, in my opinion.
Is a pumpkin considered a fruit? No? Oh well, it's still hella cool to have a Predator snarling at you on Halloween, I'd say.
See, now, when I saw this...I was staring at it for, like, five minutes. Watermelons shouldn't be sticking their tongues out at you when you're contemplating on eating them.
Yes, that's a melon. And it marks the "when do they have the time" portion of this post.
A Grecian statue out of a pineapple, you would think, is the most amazing thing in this little show-and-tell I've got for you until you see the next picture.
Yes, folks, that's a strawberry.
Now, I'm heading back into my cave to write the rest of chapter 26.